earlier today on the internet i saw somebody who had said something stupid and now they were getting all defensive and they said the following:
“I was JFK”
i assume they meant “i was just fucking kidding”
but i was all
Tracks
The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments.
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Girl:
but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
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Me:
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Me:
if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face?
(Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds)
(Source: blueharp)
someone at school today said ‘xD’ out loud like EX DEEEEE adn i didn’t think i’d ever have to be faced with that
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Plot Twist:
Maury is the father.
so pretty
(Source: therainartist)
Instant reblog forever
OMG YES….
Fucking beautiful!
